Five additional ninja missions for NINJA BORG penned by four guest writers and one of the idiots who designed the core game. Unique and creative takes on the NINJA BORG mission format. Every mission features or mentions Jean-Claude Van Damme.
- Operation S.H.U.R.I.K.E.N. by Luis “Gaffy” Lopez. The ninjas must ascend a skyscraper and rescue a captive superhuman. Along the way, they'll slaughter hundreds if not thousands of corpo goobers and space Nazis. It's a win-win all around.
- Witch Skull Fuckers by Bracken MacLeod. Bracken is an award-winning horror author, but we still managed to convince him to write this mission about ninjas retrieving the skull of the Witch Queen of Salem from the villainous villain Count Globus before he can use its power to destroy the world's boners.
- General Commander 2: Major Captain: Operation Anal Extraction by Rugose Kohn. Steven Seagal's career is in the toilet, so the ninjas are hired to shrink down, enter his body, and destroy the Russian mind-control chip the KGB implanted in his brain. Then they have to escape through his butt (in case you were wondering about the title).
- The Case of Too Many Easter Eggs by Brian Colin. The Mall Mascot Mafia is covertly distributing drug-infused chocolate Easter eggs to the town’s children, who are transforming into hideous mutants. If you can't figure out what happens next, I don't know what to tell you.
- Shuriken by Tessa Winters. At the behest of the Intergalactic Ninjacorps, the ninjas must travel to a parallel timeline and destroy a sentient AI trained on Arnold Schwarzenegger movies. Note: Mr. Schwarzenegger was not harmed during the making of this mission.
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